bombing:

attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand

(via pizza)


avatardedpotterhead:

dicksconnected:

i dont understand why guys wont buy tampons because:

  1. NO one thinks theyre for you
  2. actually everyone thinks youre the sweetest person ever and there is a 103% chance i will date u
  3. nobody thinks theyre for you calm the fuck down

4. they’ll probably assume you have a girlfriend

(via foodless)


flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(via foodless)


johnsalib:

bonquayyy:

notyetfamouslyfamous:

caprediem:

iihateurls:

the-absolute-best-posts:

agentbartowski:

STILL ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS TO EVER EXIST

SEND HELP

oh my jesus.

oh my god this is perf. I’m crying okay.

bringing this back.

OMFG YESSSS


havesomepiewithsherlock:

girogirl723:

theniallerstolemyheart:

notaslytherinstereotype:

rule #1) IF TUMBLR’S CREATOR COMES UP ON YOUR DASH, YOU MUST REBLOG.

este hombre merece LA GLORIA

GOD BLESS.

image

must. reblog. the creator.

I LOVE YOU

HALLELUIAH

He’s a hottie. Jeeeesus *fans self*

(via thegeeksloveme)


Gay Update: Probably Gayer

(via terrakion)


nostalgiaultra:

djscrewatarave1998funeralcrunk:

harrystylesdildo:

Volunteering at a soup kitchen is one of the least productive things you can do to change the world. Art can inspire people and motivate them. Food is important, yes, but you aren’t changing that person’s life. 

whoever wrote this post has definitely never been hungry

I remember one christmas we were short on money so my brother just drew us some pictures of mashed potato it was poppin!!! We ate the pencils too!!!

(via foodless)


tylersprofessionalfanboy:

bombing:

serial killer who kidnaps victims and gives the police 24 hours to find and save them. every four hours a clue to the location is added by the killer to the victims snapchat story. once the story expires so does their time

write a book

(via jamsk8ergirl)


hatetheaftertaste:

in a world full of the word yes i’m here to scream 

image

(via gerardwaystwitter)



canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

(via problemactic)


digbysellars:

when ppl compliment u

image

(via problemactic)


awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)


at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

(via rj4gui4r)